September 19, 2005
America's Crackwagon Bites IT
Possible Dallas Sports page headlines for tomorrow:
COWBOYS SNATCH DEFEAT FROM THE JAWS OF VICTORY
AMERICA'S CRACKWAGON TOKES THE TAILPIPE
TUNA FORGETS THE ALAMO
FOR SKINS IN DALLAS A MESSY SITUATION
I could go on and on
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran
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