American Dinosaur

Sunday Funnies

Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of
them was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking
quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby
fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it,
breaking the dog's neck.

A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed
the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The
reporter began entering data into his laptop,
beginning with the headline:
Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of
Vicious Animal"

"But I'm not a Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected.

"Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in
Boston, Mass, I just assumed you were." Hitting the
delete key, the reporter began:"John Kerry Fan Rescues
Friend From Horrific Dog Attack"

"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds.

The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state
was either for the Red Sox or Kerry or Kennedy. What
team or person do you like? "

"I'm a Texas Ranger fan and I really like George W.
Bush" the boy says.

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again:
"Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved
Family Pet"

Thanks, Don

Posted by BillyBudd at September 25, 2005 07:21 PM | TrackBack